Dimensional Fragment Eliminator
What is th’fascination with my fraggin’ crotch area? I ain’t got slag there other than tv remotes.

What is th’fascination with my fraggin’ crotch area? I ain’t got slag there other than tv remotes.

The slag is goin’ on there? 

The slag is goin’ on there? 

Rodents again.

You can buy him a Blaster cave?
Anonymous

Lemme get a couple of jobs in for some third world nation bent in warfare and assassination, an’ I’m sure I could buy him one. Or I could jus’ make him one.

buggy-love:

614weblog-clip:

SA DA ME !
   定 means “set”,”fix”… or “destiny” in Japanese.
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Omg.
Someone needs to write this.
Seriously.

I better be gettin’ royalties for that. I’m a cheap date not a cheap mercenary.

buggy-love:

614weblog-clip:

SA DA ME !

   定 means “set”,”fix”… or “destiny” in Japanese.

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*Reprint is prohibited except reblog.

Omg.

Someone needs to write this.

Seriously.

I better be gettin’ royalties for that. I’m a cheap date not a cheap mercenary.

Hey Blaster, can i crash at your Blaster-cave?

Hey Blaster, can i crash at your Blaster-cave?

614weblog-clip:

SA DA ME !
   定 means “set”,”fix”… or “destiny” in Japanese.
- - -
*Reprint is prohibited except reblog.

614weblog-clip:

SA DA ME !

   定 means “set”,”fix”… or “destiny” in Japanese.

- - -

*Reprint is prohibited except reblog.

Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

emperor-of-destruction:

mechwithamouth: Right-o, I’ll just go make myself useful somewhat an’ drag carcasses around or somethin’.

What I need is for you to do is clean the Ark up. It is quite the mess. If you do you get a reward.


Want me t’mop the place too?  I have this totally awesome cleaning fluid I’m dyin’ t’play with.

Do I get to be turned into a game board if I do? pulls a makeshift mop out of sub space and twirls it around like a color guard.

mainstream34:

They play the analog of Sea Battle game called Spaceship. And while your right turn causes the subject (connected with game-console) a very pleasant sensation, the wrong turn causes pain. Strong pain. Well, it’s true Shattered Glass game :D

How didja know I always wanted t’be the star of a board game?

mainstream34:

They play the analog of Sea Battle game called Spaceship. And while your right turn causes the subject (connected with game-console) a very pleasant sensation, the wrong turn causes pain. Strong pain. Well, it’s true Shattered Glass game :D

How didja know I always wanted t’be the star of a board game?

emperor-of-destruction:

mechwithamouth:

emperor-of-destruction:

mechwithamouth:

emperor-of-destruction:

Blurr…Why are do you conversate with that filthy Aurex crap?

More dimensional trespassers, Prime? twirls a knife between his fingers

No you fool just discussing plans with my third in command. What is it that you want?

Just reportin’ in like ya told me t’do a while ago, an’ y’mentioned someone from another ‘verse, I thought ya would want me t’take care of th’undesirables. I’ll leave ya to it if ya want me to, tho, wouldn’t want t’ruin ya fun.

I will tell you WHEN to kill and WHAT to kill. Blurr has this one to destroy in a matter of time.

Right-o, I’ll just go make myself useful somewhat an’ drag carcasses around or somethin’.

emperor-of-destruction:

mechwithamouth:

emperor-of-destruction:

Blurr…Why are do you conversate with that filthy Aurex crap?

More dimensional trespassers, Prime? twirls a knife between his fingers

No you fool just discussing plans with my third in command. What is it that you want?

Just reportin’ in like ya told me t’do a while ago, an’ y’mentioned someone from another ‘verse, I thought ya would want me t’take care of th’undesirables. I’ll leave ya to it if ya want me to, tho, wouldn’t want t’ruin ya fun.

emperor-of-destruction:

Blurr…Why are do you conversate with that filthy Aurex crap?

More dimensional trespassers, Prime? twirls a knife between his fingers

When y’see that, buddy, ya better understand one thing: You’re done. Ya can run, ya can hide, but ya never gonna get away. I’m gonna find ya and carve that little symbol deep into your plates whether ya still alive or rustin’ into nothin’.

Know what that means? It means your doom.

I pre-ordered you B) (Stardustphantom, yo)

So that’s like payin’ for a frag in advance? ‘Cause I see no chips in my account, buddy.